i am allowed to take 3 days to reply to your message but if u do not reply in 0.2 seconds i will get sad and think you hate me
hi im officialunitedstates. *walks into your house* where do you keep your trampoline? *starts opening cupboards and tossing pots and pans across your living room* come on dude where do you keep it *goes out to your backyard* oh there it is *steals your trampoline*
who is jenna
nice to meet you im officialunitedstates where is your trampoline
why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…
but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”